Swearing Helps Beanie — Funny Winter Cuffed Knit Hat with Snowflake

Swearing helps.

Untangling the lights. Hauling the tree. Finding the tape you just had. Some holiday moments need a little extra vocabulary, and this beanie gets it.

This cuffed knit beanie is soft, warm and quietly honest. A rolled 3" cuff frames a simple typewriter-style message, “swearing helps.”, with a tiny snowflake below. It’s subtle enough for the school pickup line and cheeky enough to make the right people laugh.

Pull it low on early dog walks, wear it with a flannel at the bonfire, or keep it in your bag for frosty mornings when the coffee hasn’t kicked in yet. The knit is durable and stretchy, so it keeps its shape and comfort wash after wash. It’ll quickly become the one you grab first.

Strong enough to carry the tree. Honest enough to admit it took a few choice words.

Strong mind. Soft heart. Salty vocabulary.

Product features

• 100% acrylic main option for warmth and durability
• Camo and heather blends include elastane and polyester for stretch and softness
• 3-inch adjustable cuff for a custom fit and look
• Durable knit construction made for everyday winter wear
• Available in multiple colors and fabric blends

Care instructions

• Hand wash cold
• Do not bleach
• Dry flat
• Do not iron
• Do not dry clean